Things you shouldn't do while on dayquil and espresso
needle point
sword fight
draw a straight line
spin in circles
stand on one foot
balance a coffee mug on your chin
shave
drive on blowing snowy roads (It's very disorienting as it is.)
put on mascara or eye liner
or lipstick
take pictures
run
bend over and then stand upright quickly
french braid
use a hot iron on your hair
balance anything on your head
wear high heels
put in your contacts
feed a baby with a spoon
eat cake
with frosting
with a very big spoon
use a knife
boil water
carry boiling water
drink more espresso
sew
lace shoes
trim a dog's hair so he can see (I will not supply a picture)
trim your own hair
cut paper
get pulled over by a police officer and have to do a sobriety test simple because he can't tell if you are on an upper or a downer .. not saying I got pulled over .. just saying it's not a good idea.
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